Since everyone is stuck at home in quarantine, Worker is helping out with this super timely Jump rope! This is a high end product that will help you keep the quarantine weight gain to a minimum. Made from <insert materials here> this Jump Rope is sure to be <insert positive statement>! Just look at those internals, it’s got stuff inside. Available in Silver or Red handles. Both colors come with a red and black cable, so you can change your color scheme just as often as <insert witty and timely joke>!
Please don’t try and eat these.